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Here is where I roar about the good, the bad, and the oh-so-infuriating 

May 12, 2017

This weekend I’m eating baby food for breakfast, steaming my vagina, and then when it’s all moist and my pores are open I’m going to shove a jade egg right up in there, and then while my egg is stewing in my own personal slow cooker I’m going to grind up some coffee beans, rub them all...

April 20, 2017

Bill O’Reilly has the coldest, meanest, creepiest eyes I have ever seen; the kind that make you feel as though he might actually crush you just for the fun of it.

I had the displeasure of looking into those eyes ten years ago when hosting a booksigning for the Fox News star to promote hi...

April 11, 2017

Last night I watched the movie Complete Unknown about a woman (played by Rachel Weisz) who continually reinvents herself, leaving an old life behind and creating a new one in a different country along with a whole new persona - from geisha-style magician’s assistant to biologist studyin...

April 3, 2017

* Published in The Guardian

This month it will be ten years since my memoir, Grief Girl, was published and only now am I beginning to understand the havoc it wreaked upon my life. 

Before writing a memoir about my parents dying in a road accident when I was 14 I went around saying, “So my...

April 2, 2017

People I like and know not to be idiots, are praising Arnold Schwarzenegger on social media with phrases like “Arnold for President!”, “Go Arnold!”, and “I really love what Arnold is saying about the environment”.

Because some of these people are my friends, and I try not to insult those...

February 18, 2017

I’m rereading Austin Kleon’s wonderful book ‘Show Your Work’ in an attempt to muster up the courage to publish this blog. For anyone else struggling with the fear of sharing your thoughts, writing, art, or anything else, I thought I’d share what I just read…

“Amateurs are not afraid to m...

February 16, 2017

Blogging concerns me because good writing takes time, and some distance, before publication. First drafts are invariably pieces of shit. But that’s what blogging is, right, shitty first drafts? Maybe I just have to accept that and get started. So, here goes… warts, stupid thoughts, bad...

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