CHICKEN SOUP FOR YOUR HOLE
This weekend I’m eating baby food for breakfast, steaming my vagina, and then when it’s all moist and my pores are open I’m going to...
AS I LOOKED INTO BILL O'REILLY'S EYES...
Bill O’Reilly has the coldest, meanest, creepiest eyes I have ever seen; the kind that make you feel as though he might actually crush...
THE THRILL OF BEING SOMEONE ELSE
Last night I watched the movie Complete Unknown about a woman (played by Rachel Weisz) who continually reinvents herself, leaving an old...
HOW WRITING MY MEMOIR ALMOST KILLED ME
* Published in The Guardian This month it will be ten years since my memoir, Grief Girl, was published and only now am I beginning to...
THE THREE NOT-SO-LITTLE PIGS: Schwarzenegger, Baldwin, and Trump
People I like and know not to be idiots, are praising Arnold Schwarzenegger on social media with phrases like “Arnold for President!”,...
WE'RE ALL AMATEURS
I’m rereading Austin Kleon’s wonderful book ‘Show Your Work’ in an attempt to muster up the courage to publish this blog. For anyone else...
SHITTY FIRST DRAFTS
Blogging concerns me because good writing takes time, and some distance, before publication. First drafts are invariably pieces of shit....
