

CHICKEN SOUP FOR YOUR HOLE
This weekend I’m eating baby food for breakfast, steaming my vagina, and then when it’s all moist and my pores are open I’m going to...

AS I LOOKED INTO BILL O'REILLY'S EYES...
Bill O’Reilly has the coldest, meanest, creepiest eyes I have ever seen; the kind that make you feel as though he might actually crush...


THE THREE NOT-SO-LITTLE PIGS: Schwarzenegger, Baldwin, and Trump
People I like and know not to be idiots, are praising Arnold Schwarzenegger on social media with phrases like “Arnold for President!”,...