Here is where I roar about the good, the bad, and the oh-so-infuriating 

May 12, 2017

This weekend I’m eating baby food for breakfast, steaming my vagina, and then when it’s all moist and my pores are open I’m going to shove a jade egg right up in there, and then while my egg is stewing in my own personal slow cooker I’m going to grind up some coffee beans, rub them all...

April 20, 2017

Bill O’Reilly has the coldest, meanest, creepiest eyes I have ever seen; the kind that make you feel as though he might actually crush you just for the fun of it.

I had the displeasure of looking into those eyes ten years ago when hosting a booksigning for the Fox News star to promote hi...

April 2, 2017

People I like and know not to be idiots, are praising Arnold Schwarzenegger on social media with phrases like “Arnold for President!”, “Go Arnold!”, and “I really love what Arnold is saying about the environment”.

Because some of these people are my friends, and I try not to insult those...

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